Seriously Mike, everyone already knows what you did with Brian's wife, the only one that doesn't is Brian. You know he is going to find out one way or another. The whole office is talking about it and by the way, I think there might be some video of it circulation around it too. Don't you remember all of those computers that were stolen? They installed more security cameras in the storage rooms you dumbass. Good luck getting that friendship back, I'm not narcing you out, but you need to know that everyone knows!