I’m dumping a co-worker for being a constant cock blocker. He is a rough-neck and former bull rider and his idea of picking woman is by telling them he use to protect a Saudi Princess for a living. I personally think he just watched “The Bodyguard” and decided Kevin Costner is hot. I hope he gets a date from today’s lunch, I really do – that way she’ll know that a Copenhagen snuff french kiss tastes like, yummy!!!