Britney Spears is the singlemost sorry-ass piece of rotten tomato shit to wind up in Hollywood. From her antics as a minor stirring up sex-crazed older men, to her ineptitude in dancing (It's alot more complicated than cheering for the Louisiana mudblobbers) who she probably fucked, to the controversy when she turned 18 about whether or not her tits were real since they ballooned overnight, to a 55 hour marriage (duh, stupid) to getting with a skanked up, doped up backup dancer we know as K-fed now, to shaving her head, riding in convertibles with unstrapped babies, dropping your kid because you're too high to hold a baby but god forbid you spill your water(you need that to wash down all the oxycontin) to shaving your damn head and threatining the lives of your kids and self to get back at an ex. You've lost it, Fattie. You're just an over the hill, run of the mill well done pork rind. Get your shit, move back to your trailer and maybe call up larry birkhead. (I hear he's a single dad) But Get the FUCK out of the way of our media. Take your whole hilbilly family and drown them with cinderblocks and then finish yourself with an oleander salad, you stupid bitch!