Dig on This Loser Asshole Tony Clark, Waterford, Ohio
574 weeks ago
I am an ass, not any ordinary ass you might see, but still an ass, we'll get to that;
an ass with her head up another asses' ass realised she'd been an ass as her vision had been obscured for some time. All of a sudden there came a great sucking noise, like the sound of a toilet finally being unclogged by its friend the plunger, and the she-ass could see that she had had her head in this he-asses' ass for quite sometime. with a great kick and a mighty heehaw, out the door tumbled the he-ass.
So now I bow, to you, my friends, whom I could not see before, I make no excuses (my vision obscured as certainly tho it was) but implore you, to forgive me for being the she-ass whom had had her head in the he-asses' ass as surely as your sitting on your own right now!
I turned you from being this loser into a semi-decent looking loser. You should have been grateful. You fucking cheating dork. No he never had the balls to call it quits. He would rather keep paying for my diamonds discreetly and slink off than tell me to my face. Little pussy. He was always scared of me.