SO, WHO DO YOU LOVE FOR PRESIDENT? BLACK GUY, BITCH LESBO, OLD FART WITH A HOT WIFE, WAR VET, TV CELEBRITY, BARBIES BOYFRIEND KEN (JOHN EDWARDS), A SOUTHERN "UNHEARD OF" GOVERNOR" OR A MORMON!
These are our choices for President? Man, is we in trouble. Just take a look at this cast of characters and think about one of them running our broken down government. This country is in a mess as it is without having to put some dick brain ( or dickless brain) into the White House to make it worse. I'd be happier giving Bushy another 4 years, or bringing Clinton, (Bill Clinton, that is, the one the fucks around with young interns) back to office. At least Bill gave us a few chuckles while he was in and he really didn't do such a bad job.
Ok, let me clarify the headline here. I was all for Obama when I saw him give his first speech. So this isn't a black thing with me. I'm white, but have lived with black women and love them as much as any other woman. I have no prejudices in my life at all. But, and it's a big but, I saw Obamas wife give a speech to an all black audience a month ago, and in the speech she said "our people" several times, referring specifically to the blacks as "our people". All I could think of was years back when the country was split between whites and blacks and all the black ministers referring to their congregations as "our people". We sure don't need anyone in the government, especially in the White House, splitting the country again by referring to any group as "our people". "Our People" should be every law abiding, legal citizen living in the United States. No black, white, yellow, pink, or blue separation. People with prejudices should simply be strung up or shot. And let me tell you, from what I saw in the speech Obama's wife gave, she is one prejudiced bitch. But I like Obama, so maybe we should hook him up with someone like Paris Hilton. Just think, as president he can hit every Hilton Hotel world wide for free and save us taxpayers a shit load of money.
Maybe Obama should take a page from football star Reggie Bush. That black dude just hooked up with one of the hottest white bitches on the planet, Kim Kardashian. Don't believe me, go Google Kim and you can check out her sex tapes online. Reggie just got engaged to her. Lucky bastard. Obama needs to take a lesson from him.
Ok, lets move on to Hillary. What can I say that you don't already know about the whiney little bitch? (Can you imagine someone that’s running for president crying because she lost a fucking caucus? And you’d vote for her for president?) Her husband's a stud and has had more women in the White House than the last 10 presidents combined. Just imagine the fun Bill will have living there if he's not under the watchful eye of the press. He can have intern orgies every night while Hillary travels around trying to save the world. Nice deal, but wishful thinking. Hillary doesn't have a chance when it comes to the national election. All us men know that someday we're going to have a woman president, but we all think with our dicks and need some hot chic President like Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, or Christina Milian, just to name a few. (sure, guys, you can Google them too). Just picture Jessica Biel in a short, tight, low cut dress meeting with bin Laden. He'd throw that Muslim, "cover up the women" bullshit right out the door and move to the good old, sex driven, US of A in a heartbeat. Then we could throw the asshole off the empire state building.
John Edwards? Now here’s a guy that spends more time doing his makeup than KISS used to. The pretty boy of politics looks like Barbie’s boyfriend Ken. He’s just way to clean cut to be President and he probably owes everyone in Washington some favors. No chance here.
Ok, how about old Johnny McCain. At least he has a good looking lady, and when she was younger she was pretty hot. What I don't like is MCCain running as the hero, tortured war vet. Let's get serious, the guy didn't volunteer to get tortured, they captured him and did what they did to every American they thought could give them information, which was torture the hell out of them. This isn't something new and the war vet shit isn't the reason to vote for him. Don't you think when the Confederates captured some Yankee officer they didn't torture him to find out where the next attack was going to be? We do it to Arabs, and Arabs do it to Americans, and every country at war does it to whoever they're fighting. It's part of the battle, folks, live with it because it's never going to change.
But McCain has been in government for so long he has nobody left to impress or to cuddle up too. This is a guy that will do whatever he thinks is best for the country and won't give a shit who likes it or doesn't like it. This is his last hurrah and he won't be looking for future favors. He may just be the lesser of all evils and the one that can get us back to normal.
And how about Chickadee, or Hickabee, or Huckabee, whatever his name is. Where the fuck did he come from? I have no idea what he stands for, but from the little I've scene from him he's got a great sense of humor. Let’s face it, this country has become a joke and maybe we need a guy like him to go in with a good attitude and then kick some ass. And maybe, just maybe, he has the least ties to Washington, doesn't owe anyone anything to anyone and will really straighten everything out.
Now, my old home state guy, Mitt Romeny. Well, I still love the Red Sox and Patriots, but I don't trust any guy that doesn't drink and Mormons don't drink. Besides, the guy comes on as a total fucking fake. Cold, hard and calculated. The good thing is that he'll probably be the first president to have a bunch of wives. Now, if he promises to consult with Hugh Heffner on the chics he brings to the White House with him, I just may consider giving him my vote. At least when we have to watch a boring press conference on TV, we can see a lot of T & A.
Last but not least on my list is my favorite, Fred Thompson, only because his wife is smokin hot. And you say that’s not a good reason to vote for him? Take a look at the rest of the dildo’s we have to vote for, and all my male friends will realize that voting to have a hot chic in the white house isn’t a bad idea at all. The problem with him is he acts like he’s on his last legs. I have no idea how he keeps that girl happy. Must be the butler.
Well, that’s all for election news right now. Be sure to send me your comments.
DUMPI—over and out.