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HEY, RACH, THE BOSS WEAR YOU OUT?

570 weeks ago

Geeze, talk about sleeping on the job. You spent the last 30 minutes over in the boss's office and you come back and fall asleep at your desk. What's with that? He said a good assistant swallows. Were you over there practicing and wearing the old fart out? If you're that tired, he must be in a coma. Hell, if we even talk to each other he gets pissed, and his "personal assistant" takes a snooze on the job, he comes in, looks at her and just smiles. (What was that damp spot on his pants? Guess you don't swallow that good.) You ought to learn how to clean up after yourself.

This is so not fair.

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DO THE BOSS AND SLEEP ALL DAY? NICE GIG.
  posted by [Anonymous]

570 weeks ago

Good for you, girl. I don't know if you're really taking care of the boss or if someone is just razzing on you, but taking a nap on your desk and getting away with it is really cool. Way to go.
Hey, when you're done with that boss, send him to me. I could use a nooner once in a while and a little sleep never hurt no one.


Ms. Sickly
  posted by [Anonymous]

570 weeks ago
Technically I shouldn't of even been working the last two days because I've had the flu. Some how I had the strength to push through those hard and strenuious hours of work. So I took a 20 min siesta, At least it revived me and look at me today I'm 100%. As for swallowing, He sure did taste good! The only reason why he got some on his pants is because he wanted to shoot it around my mouth and we lost a few soldiers during the process. Have you had your protein lately?


GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
  posted by [Anonymous]

570 weeks ago
This is the Boss talking. All bosses should have personal assistants like this one. Hell, she takes care of me, doesn't mind a little spillage and keeps all the guys laughing and smiling. She has a cute ass too. So, I guess if she does all that she can take a 20 minute siesta once in a while. And by the way, Rach, I have a meeting today at 2, so I'll see you in my lounge at 3.


THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
  posted by [Anonymous]

570 weeks ago
Come on, people. You have to be making this stuff up. Either that or I want the boss's job. Or, the "assistant" is just a dog that he keeps around to kiss his ass and anthing else he requires to be licked. Why don't you guys put this lady's picture up for us, but so we can see the face. (and pray we run into her sometime when she's drunk.)

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