John, all the women in the office are sick and tired of your crude and sexist remarks. We have tolerated your crap for the last few years and refuse to hear another vulgar remark degrading women. If you dislike women that much, why don’t you just go gay, or are you already? We’re warning you that you should sensor that loud mouth of yours or you’ll have a sexual harassment lawsuit slapped on that ass so fast you won’t even know what hit you. If you think that we are bluffing; we just dare you to get us on the wrong day of our emotional cycle. Maybe you should think about all the emails you have sent to all the women in the office, we have enough ammo for you to be our little slave for the rest of our lives. And I don’t mean sex slave, I mean you’ll be shining our shoes and washing our cars. Nobody around here, (except maybe for that fag Brian) would even think of having sex with you. Point blank, be careful what you say because we are listening and you never know if we are taping your stupid comments or stories that come out of that big mouth. I’m sending this story to all the girls, but if you harass any of us again, I’m sending it to Mr. B.