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DON'T APPROACH THE BOSSES WOMEN. IT COULD COST YOU YOUR JOB.

574 weeks ago

Last month we had the annual company outing. It was a fabulous, typical fall New England day in the 70's and everyone was just having a blast for themselves. Mr. Sandler, the owner of the company, who is very rarely seen with the working people, was sitting with a group of the VP's at a separate table. Sandler is a tough old Irish Yankee and is about 70. His wife passed away 5 years ago. He's virtually unapproachable by anyone but his son, who's the CEO, and one or two of the other officers. Sitting beside Sandler is this very beautiful young lady, I'd guess around 24 or 25 years old at the most, who was acting really friendly towards him. Obviously, this was his daughter and every guy in the place wanted to hit on her, but figured our jobs were more important so we kept away, at least initially.

By late afternoon, Mason, one of our co workers and the "stud" of the company, was trashed out of his mind, and he kept eyeing the hot chick sitting beside Mr. Sandler to the point that I think the girl was getting uncomfortable, but she also seemed to be glancing back at Mason and giving him a half smile. Mason finally wandered
over to the table, stuck his hand out to shake Mr. Sandlers hand and introduced himself as the "up an coming" young exec that's going run the company when Mr. Sandler is gone and his son retires. "And", said Mason, "I'm going to marry this gorgeous daughter of yours so we can keep it all in the family". Sandler was sitting there in total shock as Mason continued. "So, my beautiful lady" continued Mason, "if it's okay with your father, why don't you and I join the employees at the bar and have a few drinks while daddy talks to his business associates?"

Sandler, a pretty big guy, stood up, looked at Mason and told him he was fired and to leave immediately. Mason tried to explain that he was just trying to be nice to Sandlers daughter and to entertain her while his boss talked business. Jerry Marshall, one of the VP's, grabbed Mason and informed him that Mr. Sandler doesn't have a daughter, this was his "companion". By this time, half the company was standing around listening to all of this and I think the majority of them were on the ground laughing. I'm not sure what the lesson learned here is other than not to drink to heavily around the boss and not to hit on a chic if she's with another guy.

Well, Mason actually found a job with one of our competitors and is doing great. I'm not sure whether he learned anything by the experience or not, but I had to dump on him for this screw up. (Mason, I'm sending this to all the employees over here so they can see you "get hit with the shit". I wish I had your new bosses email address. I'm sure he'd love to see it.) Catch you all tomorrow night at Casey's and I'll buy Mason's first drink. I guess after this I owe it to him. By the way, this web site is cool.

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THIS IS HILARIOUS. MORE OF THE STORY.
  posted by [Anonymous]

574 weeks ago
I don't know who wrote this, but good job whoever it was. The part you missed is that when Sandler fired him, Mason pulled out his company card, which also has his cell phone on it, and handed it to the chic. He told her if she wanted a real man to give him a call. I didn't know if the old geyser was going to throw a punch or cry. It was so funny. At least we're all getting a good laugh out of it. Too bad Mason couldn't get the girls number, she was dynamite.


GO MASON!
  posted by [Anonymous]

574 weeks ago
The true story is that Mason hit on the bosses chick because he's had everyone else in the office and was looking for something new. The best part was the look on the old bastards face when Mason kept calling him the girls father. Old man Sandler must be popping a bottle of Viagra every night to keep up with that girl.
Hell, I hope this web site is really anonymous. We're all screwed if it's not.


WARNING
  posted by [Anonymous]

574 weeks ago
Sandler's henchman is going around the building asking who wrote the first post here and actually offering a reward for anyone that talks. Whoever it is will be axed real quick if they're caught. Watch your computers, they're being checked. And if asked, just say you were told there was something posted on this site and you went in to look. They can see you went to the site, but not if you posted. The site is the balls. We can use it to anonymously vent all our frustrations in the future.


Old Impotent Men are just pathetic
  posted by [Anonymous]

573 weeks ago
What's worse than an old impotent pathetic raisin thinking he could get a 25 year old? Bringing her to an employee function and showing her off.

I mean, how cliche. How utterly pathetic.


No, what's worse is getting mad at people for making fun of your being old and pathetic
  posted by [Anonymous]

573 weeks ago
Hunt me down old man. HUNT ME DOWN.

You can't - because you're IMPOTENT, remember? LIMPDICK!


You're all FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!1
  posted by [Anonymous]

573 weeks ago
News flash you big idiot assholes... if they can see that you went to the site, you can bet your ass that they can tell if you've posted. Any IT guy worth his weight can tell you that! Nothing is Anonymous if they really want to know. However, if make these posts from your home computer or your personal lap top, then they have absolutely no grounds. THEN you're anonymous - to the old man and his henchman anyway. Y'all better hope no one rats you out!


Still here - STILL NOT FIRED
  posted by [Anonymous]

573 weeks ago
Guess the IT guy isn't worth his weight, huh??? Still, if someone wants to rat me out, go right frickin ahead. We'll just take this to court and have the Old Man have to get up on the witness stand and explain his filandering with some ho that he picked up the night before in that seedy bar he hangs out in (the alkie!)


Oh, and Mason was lucky...
  posted by [Anonymous]

573 weeks ago
She had crabs. Limpdick caught them, too, and from what I understand, the lice medicine he had to use stung the shit out of all the little lice bites he had in his crotch, the poor thing.


  posted by ShawgradXX

569 weeks ago
LMAO
This is a great story. I guess you shouldlearn when to talk and when to shut up. A great moral of the story.


STILL Still here - STILL STILL NOT FIRED
  posted by [Anonymous]

568 weeks ago
But from what I hear, the lice are now gone.

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