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Mr. 3 1/2 blew his chance and cost me $200

565 weeks ago

We all went out for a few drinks last night at our favorite steak house. After dinner and a few too many, Mr. 3 1/2 insisted we go to a local wine bar where he's been trying to make the waitress. I personally thought he could get a date with her and made a bet with another worker that thought he couldn't. The bet was for $200 and we gave Mr. 3 1/2 two weeks to pull it off. Last night he even picked up the check, and I'm sure he tipped the lady way too much just to insure he'd get that date. Well, he didn't and I lost the $200. So, to 3 1/2 and Alex, I'm throwing the crap at you just to get even. For $200, I need to get some satisfaction out of this.

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3 1/2 Here
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
I still have 4 business days, I didn't know the person you bet was going to be a huge c-blocker. Alex is a very good looking lady and is just not into married guys, sucks for me. I tipped her 35%. I sure our female co-worker told Alex about my 3 1/2 and that was the end of me.


4 days to go? Lets get Alex real drunk Monday nite.
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Hey, if we have 3 days to go, why don't we invite Alex out before that and get her poluted. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll cave in .


As always...
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
As always - I like you're ideas. Let's do it Monday!!!


The C-Blocker Himself
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Perhaps before betting $200 on a rookie who's past performances would only qualify him for a package deal on the Richard Simmons diet, you should have looked at the intended target and realized that she wasn't nearly large enough for him to close the deal...If our bet had been on him closing the deal on that big broad "Candy" at the sign shop then yes, I would be the loser here......But not to fear, I figure that your $200 will be spent with us eating and drinking at our favorite steak house, unless you think we should take your rookie to one of the local "all you can eat buffets" so that he can sharpen his closing skills before you call him up to the majors again??? Your call.


YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE'S WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM TO CHASE.
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
You're soooo right. Alex has a great body and is really good looking. I don't know what I was thinking making a bet that he'd score her. The only girl we've seen him score so far is that "Mama Moose", Princess, and one other bimbo that ate more than all of us put together. Alex needs another 200 pounds to get into his range of hotties. I guess I'll just have to suck it up and pay you for this one.


Brutal...
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Just brutal :-)


Big woman need love too!
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Some guys like their woman by looks, I like them by the pound!!!


Female Co-Worker Here
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Guys don't be jealous of 3 1/2 because he's getting more action then you. Hey, at least he has the balls to even try to bet. You have to give him props that he doesn't discriminate! Just so you know C-Blocker, Alex loved the picture we sent of you on google. She was asking where she could buy those shades.


LISTEN TO WHO'S TALKING CRAP!
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Little miss co-worker, who "kisses the girls and makes them cry". Oh, I mean guys, or do I mean girls? Whatever, no difference to some people. Listen, if 3 1/2 gets more action that the rest of us, that's probably why he has carpel tunnel. You know, too much use of the wrist. And you, Miss "It's that time of the month I need to go home". Who's your latest, CS, PS, PJ, whatever the little kids name is? If this young boy was doing you right, you'd come in the office smiling a lot more instead of looking like a frustrated Cougar. What do we call him, 2 1/2? And you think you're frustrated? Have you ever heard Mr. 3 1/2 half leaving the office and heading out to try and pick up Alex? He's always, mumbling, "tiny is good, tiny is good, tiny is good." And I'm sure tiny is good, if you going out with a midget. I can't imagine what would happen if he ever got lucky with the 5'10" Alex. Well, I guess she could use it as a toothpick after dinner. Old 3 1/2" wouldn't get a blow job, he'd get a floss job.

Later, folks. Time for me to go get the ladder so I can wee wee without getting it wet.


Frustrated Cougar Here
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Ha Ha very funny! At least the young buck is over 18 which is more than I can say for the waitresses that you and C-Blocker go for. BTW Steven Seagal called and wants his ponytail back!


Anonymous
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
You people need help! Do you have god in your life? It's not to late to be saved. Think about it and do not fall unto temptations of others. I am confident that all of you will follow the right path. If that doesn't work than go screw yourself!


TO ANONYMOUS POST AND TO THE FRUSTRATED COUGAR.
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
TO THE ANONYMOUS POST:
WTF is your problem? Of course we need help or we wouldn't be posting on a site that has a freakin Jackass sitting on a toilet. And of course we have God in our lives. After all, he made us what we are. Whose the dickbrain that wrote this comment anyway?

TO LITTLE MISS FRUSTRATED COUGAR: Young buck or trainee? Does the little kid know what to do with it or are you still teaching him? And as for the pony tail, you'd stare at anything 10 inches long thats hanging off a round, almost hairless, ball.


THE LUCKY YOUNG BUCK
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Yes she may be a few years older, but dam I'm a lucky guy. One day I'll be old enough where I have to take viagra and drive some pretty cars to get some mediocre tail, but until then it's great to be 25! Don't you wish you were? Maybe we should get your wives on the bet? I think they might enjoy what goes on in the office.


COME NOW, LITTLE BOY, YOUR COUGAR IS AS OLD AS YOUR NANA.
  posted by [Anonymous]

565 weeks ago
Now,now,now, little boy, get a life. First of all, you would't know what a hot chick was if she bit your dick. Of course, she'd have to find it first.
Second, the old lady you're dating is "a few years older"? Then why do you call her Nana?
And, my child, nobody needs Viagra unless they carry a big stick and use it several times every night. From what we hear from your Cougar, you're two pumps and a dump, then it's nighty night.

And do I wish I was 25 again, not a chance. I may be old, but while you're in the bathroom strokin, I'm in a hottie pokin.

And last, junior, how come I'm getting chicks under 25 and you're chasing the old bitches? Easy, because the young girls want that "lasting" experience.

Got the picture, little boy?



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