Steve, your girlfriend Leslie has been cheating on you with her study buddy Jason while you pay for her to go to school. This has been going on for months, and as you know, Jason is married with a young son.
I've known you for a long time and you're a great guy and I hate seeing this happen to you. I'd give you a bj and take pictures to send to her just so you could get even. (But you have to blur out my face.) Seriously, get rid of the bitch, you deserve better.
I sent this message anonymously to 6 other people, all that know whats going on. I'm sure some of them will verity what I wrote.