Geeze, talk about sleeping on the job. You spent the last 30 minutes over in the boss's office and you come back and fall asleep at your desk. What's with that? He said a good assistant swallows. Were you over there practicing and wearing the old fart out? If you're that tired, he must be in a coma. Hell, if we even talk to each other he gets pissed, and his "personal assistant" takes a snooze on the job, he comes in, looks at her and just smiles. (What was that damp spot on his pants? Guess you don't swallow that good.) You ought to learn how to clean up after yourself.