Last week when you were away I heard there was a big party at your place. I knew you weren’t around, so I was curious and went with a couple of other guys. When I got to your place around 10, there were about 30 people and most seemed drunk or stoned. ... Read More »
So theres this"nurse" Moregunn Lettington and I made the hugest mistake swiping right on the big dating website. Gawd...I came all the way from the west side to this little podunk farm town to get laid...I thought she sounded nice and had ok pics. Fuk s... Read More »
Steve, your girlfriend Leslie has been cheating on you with her study buddy Jason while you pay for her to go to school. This has been going on for months, and as you know, Jason is married with a young son.
I've known you for a long time and you're a... Read More »
Jackson, I have a huge crush on you! You gave me one of your cards once and when our hands touched I felt a spark and I hope that you felt it too! I cant wait to see your smiling face again!... Read More »
Geeze, talk about sleeping on the job. You spent the last 30 minutes over in the boss's office and you come back and fall asleep at your desk. What's with that? He said a good assistant swallows. Were you over there practicing and wearing the old fart out... Read More »
Claire, I hate to bring you this news and wouldn't if I had to face you with it, but every time you take a business trip your friend Madalyn is staying at your boyfriend Jeff's place. Everyone in the group knows it but nobody wanted to break it to you. I ... Read More »
There's a professor at ASU that hits on the female students looking for "favors" for good marks. He did this last year and has already started picking his targets this year. My girlfriend got him as a professor and he already started to come on to her by ... Read More »